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You don\u2019t ever want to be misunderstood. You mean what you stand for. Send shock waves through the crowd or your local school board meeting with this custom one of a kind, made to order beauty. If you ever have to attend \u201cdrag queen story hour for kids\u201d well you just found the perfect hat to attend with you.<\/p>\n

** Disclaimer!!! This hat is intended to be a joke. We do not advocate or promote violence against other human beings. Still waiting on scientific conclusion to prove that pedophiles are not human beings. Until then, this hat will have to do **<\/p>\n

Each hat is custom-made to order. Splatter marks will never be in the same place. However, will always reflect the same look.\"\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You don\u2019t ever want to be misunderstood. You mean what you stand for. Send shock waves through the crowd or […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":2612,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"set","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}}},"product_brand":[60],"product_cat":[31,99],"product_tag":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-2611","1":"product","2":"type-product","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"product_brand-american-rising","7":"product_cat-accessory","8":"product_cat-hats","9":"wcpv_product_vendors-tar","10":"desktop-align-left","11":"tablet-align-left","12":"mobile-align-left","14":"first","15":"instock","16":"sale","17":"taxable","18":"shipping-taxable","19":"purchasable","20":"product-type-variable"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/1776.shop\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/2611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/1776.shop\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/1776.shop\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1776.shop\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2611"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1776.shop\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2612"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/1776.shop\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1776.shop\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_brand?post=2611"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1776.shop\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=2611"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/1776.shop\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=2611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}