K*ll Your local Pedophile – Classic Retro Trucker Cap – Adjustable

You don’t ever want to be misunderstood. You mean what you stand for. Send shock waves through the crowd or your local school board meeting with this custom one of a kind, made to order beauty. If you ever have to attend “drag queen story hour for kids” well you just found the perfect hat to attend with you.

** Disclaimer!!! This hat is intended to be a joke. We do not advocate or promote violence against other human beings. Still waiting on scientific conclusion to prove that pedophiles are not human beings. Until then, this hat will have to do **

Each hat is custom-made to order. Splatter marks will never be in the same place. However, will always reflect the same look.